Snails are faster than ADSL

A techie's idea of humor -

Science Writer Ami Ben Bassat compares SNAP (SNAil-based data transfer Protocol(, Wi Fly TCP (Transmission by Pigeons) and ADSL. The results are summerized in the table below -

Technology	Kbps
V.34 modem	28.8
ISDN	128
ADSL	1500
Pigeons	2270
SNAP	37,000

the comments are a step ahead .. :)